Speesh Dai

2dai woz Speesh Dai at are skul, an' loads peeple gaiv speeshes 'bout da skul yeer. Da Hedmarsta gott a foen cawl fwom da inspekta bout da resalts off da inspecshun. Aparantly, dey woz verry gud. Loads uvver fings 'appuned, coz it woz da larst dai off turm an' off da yeer. Evryboddy woz verry depwesst 'bout da peeple 'oo woz leevin', butt eye sai 'Neva miend! Yool sea dem agen sumtiem!'. We ditnut 'af too 'ave a fool dai at skul- owenly harf a dai! Mafs woz funn 2dai, an' soe woz evry uvver subjekt!