Da noozepeper whair everyfink's spellt rite.

Sunni dai toofpaist

"I" Haw is evewywun dooink? Sunni dai nooze as joyned upp wiv seedee toofpaist tooo make "sunni dai toofpaist" "NOT!" Sunni dai toofpaist wolde be tooo hardde 2 undastandd. Espeshily beacuase weeee spell evewyfink rite!
"Ello!" "2dai iye wontid too tork abawt ver kwedit kwunch. Itte iz a vewy bigge problim 4 evewywun. Vere is noe muney too goe around!

Corralion

Eye wennt to sea dat movee two! Itt woz verry gud, wiv lotz ov scarey moements inn itz. Ey liekd dat spieda fing at da end.
The sunni dai nooze fiilmm critick wennt tooo sea Coraline, a vewy goode filmm wiv a littol gewl hoo fynds ay parrilell werld in herr noo houws.