Cwistmaz iz kumin!

Cwistmas iz cumin

mistiry

dere woz a mizteri abawt ay bigg fink vat woz fawnd daawn da dwayn. I' stank. i sor i' it rokked

Noo Maikova

Da Suny Dai Nooze webbsiet 'as 'ad a noo maikova. Wee'v compleetly reedun da desine an' evryfink! Wee 'ope yoo liek diss noo desine, butt iff yoo doent, den ad a commend on da blogg an' tel uss wot yoo fink off it.

Adfertisements for mor cumpanys

Snikas iz a choclit bah,

Cocoe Colah iz a relly fizzee dwinc,

an' Fored iz a tipe off cah dat peeple dwive.

Stah Wors

Stah Wors: A Noo Hoep iz a relly cul moovee maid bye Loocusfilm. I's 'bout a gui colled Look Skiworka 'oo meats a gui colled Oebee-Won Kenoebee, 'oo maiks 'im beecum a Jeddee nite. Da Jeddee nites 'r' relly cul voz dey haf litesabas an' gunns an' stahfiters an' stuf. Dere 'r' siks Stah Wors films:
Da Fantum Mennis,
Atac off da Cloens,
Revenj off da Siv,
A Noo Hoep,
Da Empigher Stwikes Bac,
an' Retern off da Jeddee.
Dere oll relly gud filwms, soe yoo cun goe too da cinnymar too se wun.

Adfertisements for cumpanys

Wee'd luv too adfertize sum cumpanies colled 'Diznee Picsar', 'Sonny', an' 'Worna Bruvvers' four dere 'ard wurk an' co-oparaishun wiv uvvers. Dey wun da prise four bein' da bezzt cumpanys wee noe. A bigg fankyoo too oll off da peepl hoo ar in dose cumpanys.

Speesh Dai

2dai woz Speesh Dai at are skul, an' loads peeple gaiv speeshes 'bout da skul yeer. Da Hedmarsta gott a foen cawl fwom da inspekta bout da resalts off da inspecshun. Aparantly, dey woz verry gud. Loads uvver fings 'appuned, coz it woz da larst dai off turm an' off da yeer. Evryboddy woz verry depwesst 'bout da peeple 'oo woz leevin', butt eye sai 'Neva miend! Yool sea dem agen sumtiem!'. We ditnut 'af too 'ave a fool dai at skul- owenly harf a dai! Mafs woz funn 2dai, an' soe woz evry uvver subjekt!

Da stinci banarna

2dai, dere woz a stinci banarna owtsied Lundin. It didnut doo mush, justt satt dree liek a stinci banarna. Sum peeple sed it woz rottin. Eye agreeed. Da Pwezident off da Yoonietid Staits caim an' sed 'Shoe!' too maik it goe awai. Da banarna ignawed 'im an' den it exploedid. Da Pwezident an' da Pwiem Minista gott cuvered in stinci banarna joose.

Da Tugg-o-Wor

2dai, att skul, da Yeer Ates 'ad a tugg-o-wor. Da peeple in da croud didnut liek it coz dey woz bein' meen too da roep. Da for houzes tooc paht: Laifam, Nootun, Bently, and Chorsa. Unfortyoonatly, Laifam didnut winn. Sum peeple sai dat da teecha cheeted bye putin' da roep in da rong plaice.

Duckie sail

'Ello! Were doin' a rubba duckie sail! Iff yoo wont too bye a rubba duckie, den cum 'ere! 'Ere's da prise lisd:

Microeskopic rubba duckie: Twenny fousand quid.
Li'l rubba duckie: Fiftee quid.
Meedeeum rubba duckie: For'y fife quid.
Bigg rubba duckie: For'y quid.
Massif rubba duckie:Thir'y quid.
Grate bigg whoppin' rubba duckie: Too pens.
Grate bigg jor-droppin' whoppa offa hooj yooniversul rubba duckie: Harf a pennie.

Enjoi da rubba duckies!

Da Chaimba's Bookie off Fakts

Da Chaimba's Bookie off Fakts iz a relly cul bookie fool off fakts. Dere iz a refized edishun to, wiv pictchas an' loadsa uvver stuf. Eye maid i' att skuul. Eye wood allsoe liek too adfetize 'Raydioe-Controllt Caws: da Teknicaw Substuns off Binns'. I's a relly cul bookie 'bout loadsa stuf.

Libwawy

Suny Dai Nooze 'as a wundafull onlien libwawy dat yoo can reed bookies fwom. 'Ere's a list off bookies:
Da Lort off da Wings (Jay Ar Ar Toklein)
'Arry Potta an' da Filosofa's Stoen (Jay Kay Roulin')
Ewagonn (Cwistopha Paolinie)
30,000 copees off da Beenoe (varwious artisds)
Charwee an' da Choklit Faktoree (Roled Darl)
Merderus Maffs (Kjawtann Poscit)
an' lotts mor. Chek owt ar websiet, oh, wate, dis is ar websiet, neva miend.

Docta Oo

Didya see Docta Oo larst nite? It woz grate! It woz colled 'Larst off da Tiem Lawds' an' it woz da larst episoed off da seris. Inn it, da Marsta reterns an' maiks da Docta relly olld. 'Ee getts loadsa peeple fromm da ent off da Yonivers an' terns dem intoo fings wot 'ee colls 'Toclufain'. I's upp too Marfa too saiv da werld, bye tellin' loads peeple 'bout da Docta, an' egttin' dem too fink ff da Docta att wun moement in da cowntdown beefor da Marsta destwoys da Yoonivers. In da episoeds beefor it, 'Da Sownd off Dwums' and 'Yootoepia', da Marsta reterns fwom bein' a hooman an' beecums a Tiem Lawd agen.

Daffit Animaishun Nooze

2dai, Im goein' too Daffit's hoose too maik Mista Ex For: Rong Rode. I's a reely cul moovee 'bout Mista Ex wen hee winns da Raising Champiunchips for da 6th tiem. 'Ee getts suked intoo a parallelell Yoonivers, whair 'ee meats Yoonit SefenteanDeltahBee, 'oo woz maid by da cumpanee Protronix. I's gonna bee grate! Wotch outt four infurmaishun 'bout Mista Ex Fife soono!

Da Logoe

Dis iz da Suny Dai Nooze loegoe, dat I gott off da Intanett.

Welcum too Suny Dai Nooze

Welcum too Suny Dai Nooze, da noozepeper whair evryfink iz spellt rite! I's maid bye Daffit an' Olie, 'oo allsoe maid Daffit Animashun, Perpel Peeta an' Cee Dee Toofpaist. Where gonna giv yoo oll da nooze dat yoo needd too noe, an' sum dat yoo doent needd too noe, to! Se ya l8er, aligater!