Awtrayjis neeyooose!

Sunni dai nooze 'av reeson tooo bileve vat some unhyjeenik loosar has sett upp ay trend of doin' numba 2s in binnses! Haw disgustering!

Wunce ipon i' tyme, dere woz vis kid rite, and he woz playi'n on 'iz nintendo wee, but ven he frew th weemote a der teevee screan and itt smazhed in2 a sunidainoozeillon pesis. Hee sood nintndo, butt hee showd of just used daa starpp on da weemote.