Da noozepeper whair everyfink's spellt rite.

Wunce ipon i' tyme, dere woz vis kid rite, and he woz playi'n on 'iz nintendo wee, but ven he frew th weemote a der teevee screan and itt smazhed in2 a sunidainoozeillon pesis. Hee sood nintndo, butt hee showd of just used daa starpp on da weemote.